When we say "this terrorist attack is inspired by the Amish" we're trying to add levity to a tragic situation by pointing out how much the slavish media tries to make all terrorist attacks not Islamic. Despite the terrorist attacks being Islamic. Bearing that in mind, here's Wolf Blitzer, a media dunce, desperately trying to tie the Barcelona terror attack (now confirmed to be ISIS) to the tiki-torch wielding douchebags in Charlottesville. Someone give Wolf a padded helmet. He's a danger to himself.

Time stamped videos below until the YouTubes removed it.

Here's a quote so you can marvel again:

"Yeah, there will be questions about copycats," Blitzer said during his coverage of the incident. "There will be questions if what happened in Barcelona was at all — at all — a copycat version of what happened in Charlottesville, Va., even though there may be different characters, different political ambitions. They used the same killing device: A vehicle going at high speed into a group, a large group of pedestrians."

M'kay. Lemme offer this: perhaps, maybe, just maybe, the asshole (who should be considered a domestic terrorist, you've got no arguments from me!) who drove his muscle car into a crowd in Charlottesville, killing one and injuring others, copied the Islamic TERRORISTS who've been driving vans and trucks into Europeans like a fleet of bowling balls through papier mache pins. Got that? If anyone was copying anyone, it was the Charlottesville terrorist copying ISIS!

Look it, I'm yelling. I'll try to stop.

But so desperate was Wolf -- who up until this glowing moment of stupid, was being told by everyone else "this looks like ISIS" -- to distance Islam from yet another attack in Europe, he picked up the spike from a talking head to say the white supremacists in Charlottesville inspired the ISIS terrorist.

See, to the left, any excuse to divert from Islam and blame a white person, (doubly so if they're Christian) is a win. And again, the Charlottesville guy? Totally a domestic terrorist. That's not the issue here. I'm peeved when this moron at CNN thinks ISIS needs to take any kind of cues from a fecal patty driving a Charger. Spare me. ISIS has been getting their terrorism on for years. They didn't watch the Challenger-driver on YouTube and say "Hey, let's do that in La Espana next week. Except with a van, because LOL at Challengers." You know, mostly because, as already stated, the ISIS homeboys have been driving trucks into crowds for longer than the Challenger driver has plucked hairs from his nose.

Alas, Wolf is desperate to make this more about an evil white guy.

I made this meme a few days ago. It's like I'm clairvoyant or something.

Reminder: Europe has a terrorism problem because (well, one reason) Europe has a multicultural, let's feel all the feelings, let's open all the borders, LOVE IS LOVE, sissy-la-la bed-wetting immigration policy, and a failure in leadership to correctly identify national threats. In this case, a religious and political group (yes, Islam is both religious and political) which seeks the ultimate destruction of the infidels. The "infidels" being anyone who is not Muslim and will not comply with Islam. That includes you feminists showcasing your pantaloons stained with menstrual blood.

But sure. Let's do whatever we can to divert attention from the terrorist wing of Islam. By giving the inspirational credit to a douche in Charlottesville.

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