I'm wondering if Disney is shorting (I swear that's an unintentional pun) itself in the market. They seem to enjoy setting investors' money ablaze. Their latest in the genre is a live-action Snow White. Only there is no prince, Snow White sounds like your gender studies major cousin no one wants to sit next to at family gatherings, and instead of seven dwarfs, there is only one hanging out with six full-sized people.

Tammi is the latest little person to go viral blasting Disney for it. Instead of having a movie that would give seven little actors an opportunity they otherwise wouldn't, it was more important for the company to pander to woke Lefties who are five feet or taller.

"Is this their woke spin on things? Because it really sucks when they're the ones screaming the loudest about inclusion, and then they pull this stunt. So everyone can be included, except the little people. 'But we did give you that token little person'. Thanks."

In Disney's defense, at least they replaced the little people with a DIVERSE group of full-sized actors. In the Wonka movie, they were all replaced with the same white man in orangeface.

The part about the faux inclusion was echoed by actor Dylan Postl, aka Swoggle from The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast (shout out to The Indie God). "[The dwarves] weren't these cave-dwelling monsters the people speak of. They all had seven different characteristics for seven different actors from my community. And I don't feel it's right that got taken away from us."

When the live-action Snow White was announced, he lashed out calling it "tone-deaf" when it came to its depiction of the seven dwarfs. "F*cking backward," he cried. Disney bent the knee... so they could look him in the eye and tell them they'll fix in. The seven dwarves became seven mystical creatures.

He made it so he screwed out all the other little people actors out of roles, yet still got the job himself. Savage.

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