Edit: So, I messed up and it ISN'T Peter Dinklage in the movie. Whoops! Deleted those parts.

Rough week for Disney. Their CEO conceded culture war defeat to GOP presidential candidate Ron DeSantis. And their latest feature in the "get woke, go broke" genre leaked before the company was ready. Photos of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs... I mean Seven Mystical Creatures leaked. Disney tried claiming they were fake. SPOILER: They were not.

There was drama in the "dwarf community" when the live-action movie was first announced (more on that in a bit). The DailyMail had an exclusive of what the compromise looks like:

Conservatives did what we tend to do... we seized. Disney, it would appear, has not lost enough money. Not even after the live-action Little Mermaid debacle. We had so much fun laughing at the seven mystical creatures' expense, it angered the Daily Beast. They reached out to Disney for a response:

The photos are fake and not from our production. We are currently trying to have the Daily Mail issue a correction.

Then Disney corrected their correction.

Editor's Note: This story has been updated to reflect that… the studio later said the photos were from the production but were not official photos.

Disney's Snow White is, at least for now, scheduled to be released on March 22, 2024. I say "for now" because methinks this one may be getting shelved.

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