This is no way to behave at the most magical place on Earth. Yet for two families, they barely made it INTO the Magic Kingdom before kicks were thrown, fists were eaten, and these two families wrestled each other to the ground. With what it costs to go to Disney World these days, we'll call this "ill-advised."

Like, they didn't even make it to Main Street.

But what happened? What set it off? I'll give you three options:

1. Trump supporters and DeSantis supporters got into it. Details are sketchy, but one said "Soros-plant," the other said "banged a porn star," and it was on sight.

2. One family needed the other family to move to take a picture.

3. One family said, "Gay." Which, as we all know, after passing the Don't Say Gay Bill, saying "gay" is now illegal in Florida. The other family went to make a citizen's arrest.

Survey says...

Apparently, one family was standing in front of the sign, where another family wanted to take a photo. That family asked the other family to move – and one family member then punched another member of the other family in the face.

Two of the combatants got yeeted out of the park while the rest of their families were allowed to stay and bask in the magic.

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