I know what you're thinking. "A pervert working at Disney World? The heck you say!" Yes, a security guard at a Star Wars store got off seeing girls in their underpants without them knowing. His six-year operation came to an end when he was caught taking one "upskirt video" too many.

And "upskirt video" is exactly what it sounds like. You take videos of whatever going on up girls' skirts. If you are not only a pervert but have an above-average lack of self-esteem, it's the content for you.

Jorge Diaz Vega was arrested in March when security caught him taking a video of an unexpecting eighteen-year-old shopping for a lightsaber at "Dok-Ondar’s Den of Antiquities." I'm not sure what a Dok-Ondar is, but I fell off with the Disneyfied Star Wars crap.

Upon Vega's arrest, he admitted to having quite the operation for himself. He's been doing it for over six years and has amassed a library of over five hundred videos.

This part needs to be quoted verbatim:

Diaz Vega told deputies he had over 500 videos on his phone, which he said he recorded as a "guilty pleasure" for his own sexual gratification, since "it is hard to find them online," the affidavit states.

Mr. Diaz has been charged with "third-degree felony video voyeurism for recording female guests without their knowledge."

Disney World confirmed to the local news that this pervert is no longer employed by the company.

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