Another day, another fake rape story (see JUSTICE: Woman Falsely Accuses "Date" of Assaulting Her. She Goes to Jail...). I know, I know, it's hard to keep up. Our collection of rape hoaxes is almost as vast as Chris Christie's waist. Speaking of gross things, this gross woman lied about sexual assault. But this one comes with a twist. The "rape" part was a small detail in the larger fantasy she spun. She also faked her own kidnapping...

Leiha Ann-Sue Artman, 25, pled guilty to making a false report of a felony, which is punishable by up to four years in prison. Artman told authorities that four men abducted her from the driveway of her home, threw her in the trunk of their car before she was beaten and sexually assaulted at an unknown location...

Artman's boyfriend reported to investigating Michigan State Police troopers that he received text messages demanding money for Artman's release. The text messages also included photos of Artman gagged and bleeding from her head. Artman reported that she later [called] her boyfriend and he picked her up at a location near her home where her abductors dropped her off... At a later date, she implicated certain people who may have been involved in it.

It is unclear why Artman made up the story...

It didn't take long for the police to discover the whole thing was a load of feces. One might think by now these broads would realize cops tend to investigate incidents, especially a kidnapping, so lying to them isn't the best idea. Should have consulted with a pro, like Lena Dunham (see Lena Dunham FLAT OUT FAKES "Rape" Story...).

Notice how the report above notes uncertainty about why Artman did it. Let us recap to clear up any confusion. The girl faked her own kidnapping. Then she tried to threaten her boyfriend into ponying up cash for the ransom...

Lovely broad.

Fake rape, not okay...

Seems like we keep seeing stories like this pop up. Sure, hoaxes aren't a new thing, but we've fostered the perfect climate for them in which they thrive. Leftists enforce social rules which say we should never question the victim. Works out well for some (see OPINION: Professional Victimhood is America's Fastest Growing Business!). But not so much when it comes to actual victims, or the wrongly accused. The ones who benefit from justice. Which begs an obvious question: will feminists denounce this fake rape victim? Will she be set up as an example of how her story harms actual rape victims?

I shan't hold my breath. Though if feminists cared as much as they want us all to think they care about actual rape victims, they'd come down hard on this lovely lady. Right?

We still need due process, for obvious reasons. Like this lying liar. The police took her story with a pound, or 12, of salt because... RAPE CULTURE?! Nay. They followed due process, lest an innocent person be named as her "kidnapper." Sorry SJWs, but misleading documentaries and trial by twitter don't count, and they hurt real victims. Speaking of which...

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