We're only on day two of the DNC... Yet it feels as though we've experienced a lifetime's supply of cringe (see HILARIOUS: Bernie Endorses Hillary. Gets Booed Off Stage... By His Own Supporters). Take this moment from yesterday, when a mother and her daughter got on stage to talk about being super duper illegal.

I'm a daughter of immigrant parents. Soy Americana. My parents came here looking for a better life, for the American dream...

On most days I'm scared that at any moment my mom and my dad will be forced to leave. Hillary Clinton told me that she would do everything she could to help us. She told me that I didn't have to do the worrying, because she would do the worrying for me, and all of us.

It's clear Hillary is pandering again, and the left is stillexploiting children. But this time they've taken it to a whole new level of awkward... Weasels clutching eggs have looked more nurturing than Hillary holding that girl.

Contriving aside, criminal activity just got a standing ovation from the Democrat Party... Rule of law? Out the window with the aborted babies. They trotted that poor girl out on stage - not for her accomplishments, not for her abilities, not for her skills or grades - but simply because she has illegal immigrants for parents, who raised a middle finger to the rule of law. A sparkling image of the leftist American dream if ever there was one.

If the left cares about immigration policy so much, where's all the hardworking, successful, legal immigrant speeches? Ah, right. No thunderous applause for them. Probably because Democrats don't seem to take an interest in anyone who doesn't need their "help."

See, the thing is, it's harder to manipulate someone who doesn't need your free crap (see Yes, Democrats Need You to Stay Poor and Helpless, Here's Their Twisted Strategy...). If people are always victims of something (in this case, those mean laws), they're always in need of saving. The saviors in this case? Democrats. The villains? Mean Republicans who want border security. If your'e wondering why mean Republicans want border security, see France or Germany.

Suffice it to say, leftists like Hillary aren't in the market of appealing to someone whose vote can't be bought. Hence the amnesty carrot she keeps dangling in front of her illegal supporters. Think it's wrong? Too bad, you're just a racist. See how that works?

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