Here's a Friday palate cleanser. It's been a long week that has capped off what felt like a decade-long midterm election cycle. And while it's not quite over yet and people are quick to launch us into 2024, we could all use a mental health break. So here is a seeing-eye dog named Shadow attacking people on the streets.

Or, "attacking" people on the streets. The blind man is J-massiah. He's not really blind. He just likes pretending and pranking people. It's unclear if the victims are in on the joke or not. I still lose my sh*t every time Shadow sees a stranger he doesn't like and decides it's on-sight. That was an unintentional pun, I sware.

There is an eight-second version of this clip making itself viral on Twitter, but you need to enjoy the full video.

My favorite is when the dude is yelling at someone facing the wrong direction. Because he can't see them. Because he's "blind."

Shadow doesn't always make it out unharmed.

You know, what TikTok lacks in security and in not sending all our personal data to the Communist Chinese, it sometimes makes up for in laughs fifty-eight seconds at a time.

Thank you J-massiah. More importantly, thank you Shadow. You're a good boy. You're a very good boy.

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