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Some days, you fall in love with the Internets all over again.

Patriotic Americans from sea to shining sea are "Doing the Biden." It's a new dance craze where you pop a squat that makes it look like you are pooping yourself like Joe Biden (allegedly) does. Not to be confused with "Bidening," the 2021 craze where you would fall off your bike to commemorate the time our president didn't understand how gravity worked any more than he understood the economy.

The dance is less "dropping it like it's hot" as much as it is "dropping it like it's steaming." It stems from this video of Biden that was apparently taken, quote, "out of context."

Patriots across America must have missed the memo that this was a misleading video. Instead, they just started busting a move (we're biting off of Not The Bee here).

Rumors of incontinence issues have plagued the octogenarian president, whose brain critics estimate is at least 69% tapioca pudding at this point, throughout his presidency.

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This most recent incident struck a nerve with Biden's fluffers in the media. Not unlike when they were dispatched to fact-check that, no, Biden didn't tell reporters "My butt's been wiped," journalismers went bananas over the D-Day video. It was a deceptively edited video, they cried! And one where according to "independent" "fact" checkers, Joe Biden did NOT poop his pants.

All of you right-wingers should be ashamed of yourselves!

Progressives hate seeing us have fun almost as much as they hate America. That means keep "Doing the Biden!"

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