Oh, to be a feminist and feel irony's keen sting. A rather feminist, British MP came under fire recently. Apparently she's a domestic abuse chief. In other words, a spokesperson for domestic violence. She raises awareness for female victims of abuse. Aaand she's also a bit of a domestic abuser herself, turns out. Yeah, she's a busy gal...

Campaigners called for Labour's domestic violence spokesman to step down after it emerged she was cautioned by police for hitting her ex-husband. The Rotherham MP ended up in a police cell after one tussle...

Friends of Graham Hoyland, 59, claim he was routinely 'humiliated and abused' by Sarah Champion, 47, during a tumultuous marriage. Yesterday the MP [claimed] she had been 'provoked for years' by her ex-husband...

Miss Champion has been a vocal advocate for female victims of domestic violence.

Try to wrap your head around this logic. But do so with extra carefulness because you might pull something. The lass speaks out for female abuse victims, because domestic violence is unacceptable. But beating up your own husband? Totes okay. DON'T JUDGE, SEXIST!

This story, by the way? Not the first of its kind (see Woman Arrested for Domestic Violence Wearing Hilariously Ironic Shirt...). I have a sneaking suspicion it won't be the last, either. Because feminists? They have a knack for being big, fat hypocrites. Literally. They tend to be on the larger side. You know, because they need plenty of room to hide all that wrongness. But more importantly? They believe their own rules apply to everyone else but them. They give themselves a free pass. Like most leftists (see Hypocrite Charlie Rangle Says He Needs Protection, But American People Don't...).

My favorite part is when the MP tries to justify attacking her husband by saying she was "provoked for years." See? The old chap asked for it. She can say so because she's a woman. Of course, this would all be much different if she were a man. Double standards and all. Because #EQUALITY.

Oh, and speaking of feminist hypocrisy...

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