Attempting to write about politics today feels like having to do homework before the last day of school. The grades are in. Everything ends tomorrow. Nothing matters, and no one cares. The big news this morning is Joe Biden said some dumb sh*t one last time during his final interview on MSNBC. Meh. In two days, HE GONE! Trump is back, and everything begins anew.

I'll assume you are like me and have inauguration on the brain. There is only one prescription. A pro-Trump of Digital Underground "The Trumpty Dance." Every so often, the X-Twitter algorithm comes in clutch.

Admittedly, I'm not what you would classify as a hip-hop head. I'd still argue "The Humpty Dance" is in the top five all-time 90s rap classics. It also depends on how you define "the 90s." The song came out in 1990, and I know with rock at least, the 80s lasted until 1992.

My fellow oldheads all screamed out, "I'm the one who said just gram 'em in biscuits," but some of you youngbloods may not know what the deuce we're talking about. Here's the source material. Look closely, and you may spot a young Tupac.

It's like the deity or deities of content knew we'd all be celebrating the final 72 hours of the The People Who Control Joe Biden Regime and wanted to deliver on to us some we can dance to throughout the weekend. Though the best part about this? As dope as The Trumpty Dance is, it will cause "The Humpty Dance" to be stuck in my head. I may even get busy in a Burger King bathroom. We'll see how the weekend goes.

Enjoy these last few days, folks. Everything changes for the better on Monday!

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