Democratic Presidential Candidate Joe Biden fumbled around the hat and drew Kamala Harris' name. She probably smells much nicer than Pete Buttigeig, but her stellar qualifications end there. No, that's not a sexist attack against Kamala, it's a sniffing attack against Slow Joe. Wasting no time to get the attacks going, the Donald Trump campaign. Just moments after the people pulling Joe's strings announced they'd chosen Kamala as the presidential vice-presidential pick, Donald J. Trump tweeted this masterpiece:

Ouch town. I especially love the ad saying Joe's "not that smart." A low blow, but Joe won't remember it in thirty seconds.

I'd personally like to add that since Kamala kind of slept around with Mayor Willie Brown, I've deemed her, in my opinion, a skank. If this is the first you've heard of Kamala sleeping around to possibly get what she wants from her career, go read this open letter which Facebook found rather triggering: Dear Kamala Harris, You Anti-Gun. Opportunistic Hypocritical Skank. If you're curious, Facebook didn't like me calling a political figure a skanky hoe. But you tell me what to call a woman who sleeps around to get what she wants besides a skanky hoe. Anyway, I'm getting a little distracted in the whore weeds here. Let's focus back on Joe Biden picking KHair.

I, for one, thought Joe Biden would pick Michigan's leading toxic lady, Fräulein Whitmer. I rather thought all her gestapo tactics on Michigan were but an audition for the kind of crop-wielding leadership she'd showcase as Biden's veep. Alas, Slow Joe picked Phony Kamala.

Was it the smart pick for him politically? We'll see. But the ad is correct when it says Democrats knocked her out of the race pretty early on.

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