We told you yesterday about Michelle Obama (see Smug Michelle Obama Tries Slamming Trump) claiming the election is what it feels like to have no hope. Surprisingly, Donald Trump had a comment about it...

“Michelle Obama said yesterday that there is no hope. I assume she was talking about the past, not the future. Because I’m telling you, we have tremendous hope. And we have tremendous promise and tremendous potential. We are going to be so successful as a country again. We are going to be amazing.”

When I first heard that Donald Trump responded to Michelle Obama, I got a little nervous because...it was Donald Trump responding. But he was subdued and took the high road. I would have just made my response simpler...

It's topical, and would have annoyed the hell out of the leftists screenwriters which is a bonus. Spoiler alert: Rogue One is about the Death Star. I know, I know. What Star Wars movie isn't in some way about a version of a Death Star? It's a fair question, but let's not get bogged down with bantha fodder. We're here to talk about how Donald Trump delivered a sick burn.

Michelle Obama is a smug, pretentious, holier-than though, irritatingly condescending, high level gym teacher lunch lady. You thought I was taking that joke in a different direction, huh? Plot twist. As much as Michelle Obama thinks of herself, if you examine her past eight years as Gym Teacher in Chief, you'll see I'm right. When she's not commanding you to eat your veggies, she's lecturing you about dropping down and giving her twenty. Someone get her a gold-plated whistle. Stat. Also, don't eat her coleslaw.

So she won't be missed, Michelle. At least not by those of us who prefer our First Ladies do actual First Lady things. Which does not include telling us what to eat, but thanks.

Though as an aside, if voters have lost hope...who's the guy that's been in charge for eight years?

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