Donald Trump was elected partly because he talks trash about someone right out in the open. Not behind their back. Not just on Twitter or the comments on Facebook where hope goes to die. No, Donald Trump pokes fun at people just as those people claim to want it: right to their faces. So here is President Donald Trump, teasing President Macron about ISIS terrorists, saying "Did you want some nice terrorists?" then adds another zinger near the end. Watch, enjoy, then rewatch to catch Macron's bitch face.

Macron: "It's not just Europe that has a terrorist problem, it's Syria, Turkey, and your mom's basement. Yackity schmackity, words about policies, regions, and lots of other focus-grouped mumble speak drenched in a thick French accent."

Trump: "This is why he's a great politician. That was one of the greatest non-answers I've ever heard, and that's okay."

Macron: *waves hands and points* "Oh yeah, well we have cheese, the Lourve, class, and an uncanny ability to surrender to the Germans."

In case someone fact-checks the above, it's a fictionalized conversation, but in fairness, I was reading between the lines. Also in fairness to Trump, France and Europe at large have major terrorist problems, so much so the terroristing over in that part of the world has almost ceased to be news. At least in Germany, terrorist news is basically suppressed by social media. So Trump wasn't wrong to point out France's problems with terrorism. Sometimes the truth burns like acid to the face.

By the way, acid attacks are quite the thing over in Britain.

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