This week has been good for one very specific thing: Donald Trump absolutely owning the media. There's a concerted effort to make the WuHuFlu all about racism and not about how the overhyped fear of it is screwing with people's lives. Obviously a disease that came from China is a Chinese virus, like a car that comes from Germany is a German car. These things are not hard to understand. What is hard to understand is how the people of the media believe themselves to be smarter than the master of press-spanking, Donald Trump. Here he is (second video) telling the press there are just too many of them in the room and he wants most of them gone. You are welcome.

If you're a press reporter and God hates you for being so, a word of advice: don't keep lobbing Trump such plump lemons for him to squeeze the most delicious of lemonade. Bending the press over his knee for a hard lesson is what Trump does best. Yet time and time again, in just one week alone, the press couldn't help themselves and seemingly ran about the White House rubbing their dirty hands all over the walls.

I was really going for the child metaphor there. You tweet me and let me know if I succeeded or face planted into a Chuck-E-Cheese pool of plastic balls. How nice that suddenly we all care about germs and hygiene isn't it? Related: If You Weren’t Sick Before, Here’s a Montage of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’

But if you're going to accuse the president of not doing enough about spreading the Wuhan, maybe don't be such wild hypocrites and not be appropriately socially distanced. That's really the main thing they got wrong here. Other than being such little ankle-biting trolls.

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