Joe Biden had the worst week of any president ever. There is nothing that our pudding-brained president did not sh*t the bed over. That includes, if I were to guess, sh*tting in his actual bed. The only appropriate way for this week to end is with DOOCY questioning Jen Psaki about it. DOOCY had a simple question. What happened to all the experience Biden said he was bringing to the White House? Did he lose it? Did he leave it in his other pants? What the deuce happened?

Here is the DOOCY/Psaki exchanged followed by my dramatic interpretation.

DOOCY: Remember all that experience Joe Biden was bringing to Washington, DC? You know, because he's really old?

PSAKI: Masks save lives.

DOOCY: That was the other question.

PSAKI: Yes, but they still save lives.

DOOCY: ...m'kay. So, Biden's experience. He didn't look like he had any with all the failing this week.

PSAKI: The president hasn't been a total failure. Look at these notes of some things they tell me he did right.

DOOCY: Yeah, but the Supreme Court told him the vax mandate was not constitutional. He choked on voting rights. He choked on Build Back Better. He choked on Afghanistan. He choked on the border. I haven't seen this much choking since the Jeffrey Epstein autopsy.

PSAKI: You are no better than George Wallace, Bull Connor, and Jefferson Davis.

DOOCY: Yeah, about them, remember when Biden WASN'T going to call his opponents racist?

PSAKI: I hate you so hard. It's a special kind of hate, too.

DOOCY can next be seen on Wednesday at the Joe Biden press conference. That's right, friends. Because the gods of content love us and want us to be happy, they are letting Joe Biden take part in a formal press conference. One where he's going to be expected to answer questions. I might get a charcuterie board to snack on.

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