Happy Monday, internet! You wanted the best! You got the best! The hottest White House correspondent in the world ... DOOCY! Seriously. My iPhone now autocorrects "Doocy" to the all-caps "DOOCY!" Clips like this of him bombing Jen Psaki on everything Joe Biden and Friends have been doing wrong are a reason why.

First up is the Biden border crisis. As in, the crisis at the border that Biden's boobery is responsible for.

Kamala Harris, I remember her! I'm not so sure Joe Biden does. He may be confused why Barack likes prancing around in a wig and a skirt.

Del Rio, Texas, started to pop off last week. Ted Cruz released a video saying that there were 1,000 illegal migrants from Haiti under a bridge. The Biden administration announced it would no longer going deport them. So the 1,000 illegal migrants became 10,000 when the migrants started emailing their friends. Which as an aside, this means illegal migrants living under a bridge have better internet access than my editor Courtney does.

Del Rio became such a mess, the Democrat mayor was forced to tweet at Joe Biden to try to get his attention. DOOCY's question about checking illegal migrants for vaccine status is important. One might wonder if Biden's patience is wearing thin with illegals as it is with the American people. But we all know he cares more about the former group.

The sad thing is this is the first time I've heard DOOCY or anyone else challenge the White House on what they call "the science." With Joe Biden's obsession over masking our kids, he ignores science he doesn't like. As opposed to "the science," which is whatever the people who control Biden want it to be. In the case of the FDA, Biden promised everyone "booster shots," claiming that we needed them to protect us from the Delta variant. 16 out of 18 FDA experts (remember, listen to the experts) came out and said there is no science to back that up. Psaki saying it is an "ongoing process" is a nice way of saying they aren't done bullying "the science:" to say what they want it to.

Three cheers to DOOCY! Ten bucks say if you listen closely as she's leaving, you'll hear Psaki muttering "Douche-y" under her breath.

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