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Woke CultureApril 12, 2023
Women who have celebrated girlhood for longer than Dylan Mulvaney want to know where their Bud Light deal is
America has been celebrating Dylan Mulvaney's miraculous feat of being a real girl for 365 days. Being a girl for a whole year is a cause for a party. When my nieces both celebrated 365 days of girlhood, we had a bouncy house, a clown, and a smashcake. To celebrate Dylan, businesses desperate for an ESG boost are making Dylan the official spokesdylan of their products. Most notably, Bud Light.
Not everyone feels this marketing decision is as beautiful and brave as the media. There are women who have celebrated girlhood a lot longer than Dylan wanting to know where their endorsement deals are. This woman probably isn't drinking any Bud Lights these days, But 12,065 days are quite the accomplishment.
Today, I celebrate 12,065 days of being a woman. I’m a sister, aunt, daughter, granddaughter, and now a mother. I’ve endured 229 menstrual cycles. I’ve been pregnant one time & gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. My body grew a human child, and my body is now feeding a human… pic.twitter.com/CxETRkwprf
— LEAHmemes (@itsreallyleah) April 11, 2023
At 12,620 days, she looks like she should at the very least get the VIP package for a Kid Rock concert.
Today I celebrate 12,620 days of real womanhood.
Where’s my sponsorship? @budweiserusa @Tampax @Nike pic.twitter.com/QbrZXq0l0x
— 〽️MAGA Barbie 🇺🇸👱🏼♀️ (@stillunwoke17) April 11, 2023
At 15,530, this woman -- like Dylan -- has had surgeries to accent her womanhood. Though they sound more life or death than cosmetic.
Today, I celebrate 15,330 days of being a woman. I’ve been pregnant 2 times (lost my 1st baby due to my below mentioned medical conditions) and gave birth to a beautiful biological baby girl that came out of my womb. I’ve had to battle polycystic ovarian syndrome, endometriosis… pic.twitter.com/lO0kaI3dDc
— The REAL Politically Savvy (@patriot_savvy) April 11, 2023
At 18,155 days, this woman too.
Today I celebrate 18,155 days of womanhood. I’ve held 8 babies in my womb. I gave birth to/raised 6. I went through triple negative breast cancer & would’ve had ovarian cancer had I not had my ovaries removed in time. No man can say these things,even if he appropriates my gender. https://t.co/wUkwMcf3yV pic.twitter.com/SGQG331d1K
— cactus girl 🌵 (@cactusncookies) April 10, 2023
And coming in at 20,756 days, this woman has more in common with Dylan than the others. But not much in common.
Today, I celebrate 20,756 days of being a woman. I’m former women’s college athlete, a daughter, a sister and a lesbian. I DO NOT support the alphabet soup agenda. I’ve survived breast cancer and been through early menopause and I refuse to let anyone try to discredit me as a… pic.twitter.com/Q36jogvGOH
— MS-66 (@MSpeeg66) April 11, 2023
It's odd though, as Bud Light destroys their brand. If the VP of Marketing wanted to appeal more to women, instead of hiring a man who performs in titface as a woman, there are other women with tons more experience in womanhood who could have done the job as well.
That is if Bud Light's plan was to better appeal to women.
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