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We often hear stories about porch pirates, but when you live in the Bay Area, anything is possible. Always expect the unexpected. And today, it was unexpectedly announced that police have arrested the “East Bay Pirates” who have been terrorizing residents living in houseboats.

And no, this is not a conspira-sea.

According to The New York Post:

Suspected seafaring bandits terrorizing San Francisco Bay residents are now landlocked in jail cells.

Three suspected maritime burglars accused of breaking into a business on Embarcadero, San Francisco’s iconic east-facing waterfront, were arrested in the Oakland-Alameda Estuary on March 28, Oakland police said.

It’s a major step forward for residents living in houseboats and yachts on the 800-foot-wide waterway, which endured almost a year of theft and physical confrontations with the so-called “East Bay Pirates.”

Starting last summer, vagrants – believed to be from Oakland’s homeless encampments – used small boats to raid the large ships and steal valuables. Homeowners fought back and chased would-be thieves across San Francisco Bay.

The suspects, who weren’t named, allegedly broke into a business on March 13. They were spotted on surveillance video in the estuary.

Law enforcement executed search warrants on the small boats and found the stolen property, according to Oakland police, which sent the case to the Alameda County District Attorney for charges.

Last summer and fall, maritime burglars used small, stolen, or discarded boats to ransack large vessels and steal anything they could get their hands on.

Then they would either sink the ships or dump whatever was left of the boats miles away in Oakland Harbor or along its shorelines.

Only progressives can bring pirates to the Bay Area. And although they were arrested, it is unclear if they were subsequently released after being booked. But I think we all know the answer to that.

We first reported about the pirates in Oct. So it took several months for them to crack down on the issue. That is pretty pathetic considering they have been causing a wreck for that long.

But ironically, this is a perfect example of progressive ruin. We now have homeless pirates stealing from the rich and destroying everything in its path. There truly is no better representation of SF officials than this. However, the pirates probably smell a lot better than liberals do.

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