Subscribe to Louder with Crowder on Rumble! Download the app on Apple and Google Play.

Here is one of my all-time videos I like to share every Easter. Other people swear by that Leprechaun news report for St. Patrick's Day with the amateur sketch and an Alabama neighborhood (roll tide) freaking out over it, or a reported learning the difference between "two-fisting" and getting "two-fisted." For me? It's the Easter Bunny beating the resurrected bejesus out of some clown on the streets of Orlando.

This Easter Bunny.

Picture it: Orlando, 2019. "Beer Never Broke My Heart" rules the airwaves. A young Ron DeSantis says to himself, "Self, I think I wanna be governor." And the Easter Bunny is out drinking with his boys. E.B. sees some dude fighting with a girl. He spits on her and looks like he is about to attack the woman. That's where E.B. says, "Oh hell, naw."

He put down his pint and hopped to action. E.B. flung the man to the ground and rained down blows upon his face and body as if he were Judas. Police showed up. No arrests were made. And while I enjoy seeing the Easter Bunny beating the crap out of some schmuck, the highlight was the shadowboxing when he dapped up one of the witnesses before he bounced.

You know the rule. Everything is better with music.

I'm happy for the Easter Bunny. More often than not, he is on the wrong end of the pummeling.

On behalf of all of us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, have a Happy Easter!

><><><><><><

Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

Facebook doesn't want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Sign up for our DAILY EMAIL BLASTS! They can't stop us from delivering our content straight to your inbox. Yet.

There Seems To Be A Theme Here; Another Manifesto Unearthed From Chippewa Falls Schoolyoutu.be