I can't even hate on this. It's so diabolical. I'm a firm believer that if you can profit off people's ignorance, you owe it to our Founding Fathers to do so for as much money as you can make off it. Urbanites are ripe with ignorance and low information. They think billionaires are evil because they are dumb enough to think social media influencers like Rep. AOC are smart. Why not get them to pay you to let them "Eat the Rich" for ten dollars a pop. Literally.

MSCHF, I tip my hat to you. Of course, this is Brooklyn. If you're going to profit off hipster ignorance, you should go to the capital.

Low information voters in our most progressive cities have been raised to think billionaires are evil. So much so, that to stick it to them, they will pay ten dollars to eat the head of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos among others. They could pay five dollars to eat Spiderman, Sponge Bob, or a Ninja Turtle. But they'd rather pay ten to signal their virtue.

The best part is that the ice pops don't even look like the billionaires. I could draw a stick figure that looked more like Mark Zuckerberg. The people who make the pops aren't even trying. They found other people to make them rich convincing those people they are taking a bite out of capitalism. My brain can barely process so much irony.

MSCHF, I am in awe of you.

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