It hasn't popped off at a Waffle House lately, so eco-wackadoodles blocking traffic in the UK is our favorite content these days. But only when the super serious protesters catch some form of comeuppance, whether it be having cars barrel through or watching them get dragged across the pavement. Today, we have Eco Granny Meets Constable Wilson.

As you enjoy with you're morning coffee, let us know the exact time you had your first chuckle. Is seeing people get arrested intentionally funny? No. But I've also never claimed to be a good person.

I went onto the road and was arrested straight away without any warning.

That's not how getting arrested works when you break the law.

Constable Wilson arrested me after about half a dozen steps on the road.

Shout out to Constable Wilson. Way too often police arrest the counter-protesters who remove the eco-zealots so that useful people can carry on with their useful lives.

I've got my grandson coming tonight. He's staying for the next two nights with Grandma and Grandad, and he told me when he saw me last week, "Grandma, the fish in the pond are dying." He's 5. "The fish in the pond are dying because it's too hot for them and they can't breathe."

My nephew is 4, and when he saw this video he said it sounded like bullsh*t to him. Then he asked me why I prefer DeSantis to Trump, what was wrong with Dylan Mulvaney, and if I had any thoughts on Elon Musk changing the name of Twitter.

Of course, none of that is true. He just ran around the park jumping off things while yelling "Parkour!" He is allowed to enjoy an innocent existance as a child because the adults around him don't suck at life.

And now that I've been arrested. Illegally arrested...

Not a thing.

I don't know what I'm going to do because now he's home with nobody ... well, grand will be there.

Oh, that guy! And if your grandson was coming to stay for the weekend... oh, I don't know... maybe stay with him? You can always block traffic with ineffective displays of performative slacktivism the next weekend. People will still be driving and need to get places. Stay home and watch Bluey or something with a biscuit today.

If you enjoy eco-wackadoodle content as much as we do, the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website invites you to check out "Watch as this eco-clown protest is no match for a drunken bachelor party," "Leggy blonde emerges to save the day, drags eco-lunatics by the hair to stop them blocking traffic," and "Mountain of a man chucks left-wing protesters blocking traffic like they're useless sacks of soy."

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