When Elon Musk first purchased Twitter back in May, he said to look for the political attacks against him that come next. And boy, was he not kidding. The latest is a Wall Street Journal article alleging he broke up the marriage of Google co-founder Sergey Brin. An allegation Musk has denied where he does 69.420% of his communication: Twitter.

WSJ, as one Twitter user put it, claims Musk "allegedly banged Google co-founder Sergey Brin’s wife leading to the couple’s divorce filing" and that the two are apparently no longer friends. Elon says it's all bupkis, and that he and Brin were just hanging out.

I don't know who is telling the truth. Though, Musk and Sergey partying together the other night sounds like something one could easily confirm if they cared. If someone had sex with my wife, I wouldn't party with him. Though, if we wound up at the same party, it would be easy to confirm when a partygoer speaking under the condition of anonymity mentions how I cracked the guy over the head with a chair.

To further defend himself, Musk claims he hasn't had sex in ages. I call complete bullsh*t on that, but I can't pass up the opportunity to share a Married...with Children meme.

I'm not related to any of the parties and don't give a hoot either way. But for someone who was the apple of progressive's eyes for the longest time, there sure are a lot of stories about Elon having that dawg in him ever since he fell out of favor on the left. The bulk of the stories are the equivalent of "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another Elon's messing around."

When your report sounds like an REO Speedwagon song, you might want to reconsider. Just saying.

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