The political party that formed a religion around a fifteen-year-old autistic girl who lectures them about fossil fuels and cow farts is seething with outrage over the twenty-somethings working with Elon Musk to expose government corruption. The latest of Team Doge to get exposed is "Big Balls." Yes, the leftists at CNN and Wired are exposing big balls. I dare you to pick a better timeline to be alive in.

To be clear, we're not talking about Cousin Elon's testicular fortitude. "Big Balls" is a nickname for the youngest member of Team DOGE. Karen and Becky can explain more.

This is a 19-year-old high school graduate who has used the unfortunate nickname "Big Balls" online, so that could be one way we can refer to him. He is now working at Musk's behest inside Doge. And we looked into his background. We found several notable things. One of which is this individual has founded multiple companies, including one with another unfortunate name, "Tesla.Sexy LLC" when he was sixteen years old.

We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website have a different view of what constitutes "unfortunate." But, as one of the greatest philosophers of the twentieth century so eloquently said, I've got big balls...

And he's got big balls...

But WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!

I asked Grok about these big balls, and he says they belong to Edward Coristine. Edward "Big Balls" Coristine has been involved with Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a group of young engineers tasked with examining government data. Haters in the media and the Democrat Party (but I repeat myself) think having twenty-somethings exposing how both Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) use your tax dollars as a slush fund for their political agenda is an invasion of privacy.

Or at least that is the talking point one of the billionaires who control the left thinks at any given moment came up with to attack one of our billionaires.

It's a bullet point under the heading "No one elected Elon Musk to be president." Which is true. No one in America elected Cousin Elon. We elected Donald Trump to be president so that he could appoint Musk to do exactly what he's doing. And he's got Big Balls helping him. If Big Balls isn't a featured speaker at CPAC this year, there is no point in having a CPAC.

Every day, I wake up loving my country a little bit more. God bless America. God bless Cousin Elon. God bless Big Balls.

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