When Elon Musk bought Twitter and turned it into the free speech haven for the masses, I doubt that he thought he would find the pressure per square inch of his flatulence being challenged by his own Community Notes. Yet, it's 2023 and here we are.

Our story starts where it normally does. Elon Musk bored and trolling on Twitter. As it turns out, the average person farts nineteen times a day. Elon took the over.

His farts are so deadly (not sure about silent) his mother and sister chimed in.

This next part, I hope this was done out of sarcasm. I would HATE to know there is someone living in America who is this big of a hardo. Not that it would be the first time a meme or a joke was fact-checked. Still, this is a bit much.

Someone took a break from fact-checking the lies coming from Joe Biden and the media in order to fact-check if Elon's farts can REALLY inflate a tire.

It is scientifically impossible.

Pneumatic rupture of the intestinal canal is one of the most uncommon conditions, and is due to the introduction of air under pressure into the oral cavity or the rectum.

Forty cases of pneumatic rupture of the alimentary canal, including one case of rupture of the esophagus, have been reported previously. The one reported and the three referred to in this paper increase the total to forty-four cases.

I love you, Internet. I love you so hard.

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