If we are to believe media reports, Twitter will be dead any day now. The employees who have been fired by Elon Musk and who hated Elon Musk before getting fired say so. And, they say so to journalismers who also hate Elon Musk because Twitter is now the only social media platform leftists don't control the flow of information on.

Corners are being cut. Lunches are no longer free. Though, as energy costs skyrocket as we enter the cold San Francisco winter, Elon has at the very least found a new source of clean and affordable energy.

Burning these.

A closet full of #StayWoke t-shirts. It's almost a little too on the nose.

It's funny when you think about it. Talk to anyone in conservative media and they'll tell you they've seen a massive increase in engagement in traffic as of late. Coincidentally, it started around the same Elon bought Twitter and fired the people we always assumed were throttling our traffic. The same people you can hear crying and whining, many times as an unnamed source close to the matter who wishes to remain anonymous, that they are no longer able to throttle traffic anymore.

It's been less than a month, and Elon has managed to confirm everything we thought we knew was happening behind the scenes at Twitter. A closet full of #StayWoke shirts is the perfect visual aid.

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