I have no idea if the Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg fight in the UFC is real or not. They say it's real. Dana White says it's real. He had a t-shirt made. There was a time when no one thought a Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather fight would happen. If nothing else, it's fun to pretend. Plus as we say here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, these clicks don't bait themselves.

We have good news and bad news on the fight front, and all from the Elon Musk camp. Shout out to Team Zuck for keeping a tight circle. The bad news is that Elon's mom is involved, and Maye Musk says the fight is off.

This is not the first time Mama Musk has gone Mama Grizzly and tried to fight her baby boy's fight for him. When corporate journalismers and socialist senators have attacked Elon, Maye made it clear if they wanted to get to Elon they had to go to her first. Maye is spicy and has shown to have no f*cks to give.

However if Elon grows a set and doesn't let his mother tell him what to do, he has his MMA trainer. UFC Hall of Famer and one of. the best pound-for-pound to ever do it, Georges St. Pierre. The former dual weight class champion reached out to Elon to say he was a huge fan, and that it would be his honor to train Elon for the Zuckerberg fight. Musk said he was in and is now an official member of Tristar Gym as far as we're concerned.

The fight has to happen. Uncle Dana says it's going to happen. In the immortal words of Bruce Buffer... actually, he'll send us a cease in desist. In the immortal words of baby brother Bruce Buffer, IT'S TIME!

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