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CultureJuly 07, 2022
Elon Musk Responds to Report He Knocked Up Executive, Fathered Secret Twins... With Snarky Tweets About It
I'm not sure if today's report on Elon Musk, owner of Tesla, Twitter, and libs, counts as another hit piece. But much like the last time, Musk is cracking jokes about it on the bird app. Because really, if you're the richest man in America, how else would you respond?
Today's story is that Elon Musk secretly fathered twins that were born in November, which we're just finding out about now as Musk finalizes his purchase of Twitter. Musk shagged Shivon Zilism an executive at Musk's firm Neuralink. The twins were born in November, shortly before Musk and now ex-girlfriend Grimes welcomed another child into the world.
In April, both parents petitioned a court in Austin to allow both kids to have Musk's last name and contain their mother's last name as part of their middle names. I'm guessing someone working in the Austin court who disagrees with Musk politically is the one who leaked the info to Business Insider, a tabloid that has been accused of running hit pieces on behalf of the left.
Musk didn't deny having more children or any of the details of the report. Though, he did yuck it up on Twitter over "doing his best to help the underpopulation crisis."
Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 7, 2022
Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.
A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 7, 2022
Population of Mars is still zero people!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 7, 2022
This isn't a wrong assessment.
Elon knocking up ton of chicks and claiming he’s doing it’s for humanity is incredible haha https://t.co/AcGHtxQoRW
— Ryan Long (@ryanlongcomedy) July 7, 2022
The proper way would be to wait until you're married and THEN have a lot of kids. But I don't hold Elon up as a paragon of virtue. I just want him to disrupt Big Tech enough to where they stop throttling any viewpoint with which the commie freaks working at Big Tech companies disagree.
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