Here's the problem with Elon Musk. On God, I have no idea if he is trolling to not. Or, if Twitter is officially becoming "X" on Sunday. Another option is Georges St. Pierre hit him in the head too hard sparring for the Zuckerberg fight.

While you were sleeping, Elon announced to the Twitterverse, "Oh by the way, stop calling it the bird app. It's not the bird app anymore." By the time you find your way to this blog post, Twitter could be something else. Or Elon forgot about it. We'll all find out together!

The way things stand right now, here's what Musk tweeted. Or...I guess he dropped X?

This isn't the first time Elon has dropped X. Last May, when he announced the controversial hiring of Linda Yaccarino as Twitter's new CEO -- Linda is (or was) a top official at the World Economic Forum, the same WEF that opposes free speech -- Musk said he was "looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app." Side note: Elon still hasn't hosted the Twitter Spaces with Linda where users could address their concerns with her.

Though he did announce if you wow him with an X logo design, he'll make the change official.

And then around two o'clock in the morning, Musk hopped onto a Twitter Spaces to confirm that he wasn't joking.

While playing video games...

This is who we are now...

It's Elon's world. We just live in it 280 characters at a time. Some days that means fact-checking the force of Musk's flatulence. Other times it means wondering why the company keeps f*cking around with Tweetdeck. Today, are we Twitter or are we X? And is X gonna give it to us? F*ck waiting to get it on our own, is Musk gon' deliver to us?

He can call it a ham sandwich as long as I have a functioning app to scroll while I'm bored.

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