Two days after Elon Musk announced he would be voting Republican, a left-wing tabloid published a story accusing him of sexual harassment. Musk vehemently denied the claims. Now he's laughing them off with entendres and euphemisms about his wiener. If penis puns are your thing, you clicked the right link!

Left-wing tabloid Business Insider, known for running hit pieces against Americans who have a different political opinion than them, claims Elon Musk exposed his genitals to a Space X flight attendant who was giving him a massage. He also allegedly offered to buy her a horse. No complaint was made, though the alleged left her job with a $250k severance. This is according to a single anonymous friend of the alleged girl. Musk denied the claims and says the "source" is an ultra-radical leftist. Did I mention the story dropped two days after he announced he's voting GOP?

Now that you have the backstory, here come (pause) the penis jokes. Chad Hurley, co-founder and former CEO of YouTube, made reference to the horse and the massage with a crack about a "happy ending." If you are unaware of that expression, that's why God created the Urban Dictionary.

Musk was happy to hear from Hurley. It's been a while. He even offered to buy Chad a horse, but only if Chad touched Musk's wiener.

No, Musk isn't talking about his d*ck. Get your minds out of the gutter! Musk was talking about his dachshund. Commonly known as a wiener dog. Not to be confused with a teacup yorkie, as the kind ex-girlfriend Amber Heard claims pooped in Johnny Depp's bed.

Other people on the bird app whipped out their wieners. Elon approved.

There has not been a follow-up tweet if a horse has in fact been exchanged for Chad Hurley petting Elon Musk's dog. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website will report back with any further developments. Also, we too hope Musk closes the Twitter deal soon as well.

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