It's Tuesday. Biden's State of the Union is tonight. The State of the Union is the most useless piece of political theater we put ourselves through every year. You're already sick of hearing previews of it and dreading the recaps tomorrow. You need a distraction. So because we owe it to the people, here is video of Elon Musk drinking whiskey and toasting marshmallows on the roof of Tesla HQ while singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."

That's literally the entire video. And a rare accurate use of the word "literally."

As reported by the fine folks at Whiskey Riff, this video is from 2019. Elon Musk having a hang on the roof of one of the many, many, many companies he owns. I would love to know the conversation that led to this event.

ELON: Hey Bob, what are you working on?

BOB: Coding. You?

ELON: I'm about to go up to the roof with a bottle of Four Roses to toast some marshmallows and sing Johnny Cash songs. Wanna come?

BOB: Well now I do!

Now that I look at the video again, it appears someone snuck in a wiener.

Funny enough, this is not the first Elon Musk post we've had that involves a wiener. Or even the second or third.

If Musk is looking for ways to monetize Twitter, VIP events where people pay for the Elon Musk Bonfire Experience would be very lucrative. Elon provides the whiskey and the marshmallows. Maybe he borrows some weed from Joe Rogan. Hire Koe Wetzel as Master of Ceremonies. I smell money. And also, toasted marshmallows.

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