Ah, another great success for women! It's not easy swindling your employer into paying you to be a weakling. It takes real talent. Just ask these broads, who scored paid leave for period cramping.

A U.K. company is offering female employees paid time off to recover from menstrual pains. Bex Baxter, who heads the community arts group Coexist, said she created the policy based on her own experiences with period cramps. "I have managed many female members of staff over the years and I have seen women at work who are bent over double because of the pain caused by their periods," she told the Bristol Post, noting that she'd also suffered from debilitating pain.

I get it, ladies. Body vs uterus and guess who's winning? It starts with a "u" but it's not you. Look, nobody is faulting you for being in pain. If there's anyone to blame here, it's the feminists. They're the ones who said women should be working a man's job instead of resting in the comfort of home with Midol, chocolate and Hugh Jackman films.

Let's face the ugly, sexist truth. These gals are saying women are tough enough to be employed to do a man's work, kind of. Okay, maybe only for three weeks out of every month. But the whole 75 cents on a dollar thing is outrageous (see 'Feminist Boyfriend' is Boycotting Work Until 'Wage Gap' is Closed)! Women should be getting paid more to do less. That's how SJW, leftist math works, just ask Bernie Sanders. Oh, and while we're at it, tampons should be free.

It also reflects the sentiments behind a recent effort to make tampons free in the U.S. "Menstruation is something women cannot control," Rep. Grace Meng (D-N. Y.) said. "Menstrual products should not be treated as luxury items."

Can you harpies stop painting all females as fickle? Do you want to be treated as autonomous individuals or do you want to be cared for? All anybody is asking of you is to be responsible for your own bodily secretions. Everyone knows that periods are savage monsters that can't be controlled. But you know what else can't be controlled? Hunger. You know what else isn't free? Food.

Grow up, crybabies. This is what equality looks like. It's mean and doesn't care if your body is different than a man's.

Speaking of women's "issues," about that "pay gap" myth...