Two things are certain about Eric Swalwell. One, he looks like a melted GI Joe repurposed as a dog toy. Two, you can count his IQ points on one hand. Suck-well went on Fox News to discuss Trumpy and the Mueller Report. He remains convinced Mueller totally caught the Donald red-handed colluding with Mother Russia.

See for yourself:

Chris Wallace turned to Eric Swalwell, pointing out the fact that the Mueller report had concluded that there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.

Swalwell disagreed. “It did not say that,” he argued, adding that just because collusion isn’t illegal now doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be illegal. “Actually, it played out 200 pages of contact between the campaigns and because a prior Congress had a failure of imagination to specifically articulate a crime of collusion doesn’t mean a future Congress shouldn’t say we don’t want this to happen.”

"Blah-de-blah...Trump did it because he's a Republican and Republicans do all the bad things. Don't need hard evidence. Indictments are coming. Impeach now...blah-de-blah "

Lefties are clinging to this dead Russia narrative because they have no legitimate gripes against the Donald. You know, when you're short on dirt against your opponents, just make something up. (Insert person) is a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist bad person who's a top secret Russkie. I believe this is from page one in the leftist playbook

Eric Swalwell's inability to move on from the Russia hoax is pathetic. Rather than refocusing his efforts on dropping thermonuclear devices on gun owners, he's embarrassing the bejeezus out of himself with these douchetastic rants. Making himself look even more bereft of gray matter in the process. So pitifully sad.

While we're talking the Mueller Report:

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