The words "peeing on Yum Yum" have now been entered into the congressional record. Thanks to a story about a Russian pee tape, a Texas Congressman, and Democrat Eric Swallows allegedly putting his d*ck in a Chinese spy.

On Wednesday, Special Counsel John Durham testified about his report on the institutional biases at the FBI that led to the Russian Collusion Hoax. One of the stories that had come out was Donald Trump, who the feds claimed was compromised by Russia (spoiler: he was not), urinated on a Russian hooker and there was a tape of it.

Texas Rep. Troy Nehls brought up this outrageous aspect of the Russia hoax. He had a board behind him with headlines "Alleged Pee Tape Incident Wasn't the Only Trump Sex Party," "It's Possible Trump Was With Hookers Peeing On Each Other," and "Trump's Pee Tape Alibbi is falling apart."

We are aware of the member of this committee having an alleged affair with a Chinese spy, I refer to as Yum Yum, but this is a new low for anyone. And I would hope Mr. Swalwell would agree with me. Imagine if somebody would have said and taken this step further, Mr. Swalwell was just peeing on Yum Yum.

I saw Peeing on Yum Yum open for the Bouncing Souls in 2005.

It was a reference to Eric Swallows's alleged affair with Chinese spy Christine Fang. Aka "Fang Fang." Swallows denies having an "inappropriate" relationship with Fang Fang. He was still removed from the House Intelligence Committee by Speaker Kevin McCarthy, since putting your d*ck in a spy is the textbook definition of "compromised."

Ever the drama queen, Rep. Swallows claimed McCarthy was trying to have him killed.

As of this writing, the "Peeing on Yum Yum" shirts have not been put on sale by the RNC or Rep. Nehls's reelection campaign.

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