Unfortunately, the European Union is still a thing. And by "thing," I mean a steaming crapwagon headed toward self-implosion (see UN Pushing to Ban 'Cultural Appropriation.'). They're a big pile of rotten egg stench, seven mile high pile of snot rags. Which tends to be the case with bureaucratic groups of unelected officials who fancy themselves the reigning authority of all things sugar and spice. Their latest achievement? Waging legal war on European countries not meeting the migrant quota. Yes, really...

The European Commission has launched legal action against three EU member states, claiming Poland, Hungary, and Czech Republic have not "taken the necessary action" in dealing with migrants and refugees.

Infringement proceedings were launched by Brussels on Tuesday. Warsaw, Budapest, and Prague have been accused of not fulfilling their obligations in dealing with migrants and refugees according to a 2015 plan.

The Czech Republic, Hungary, and Poland "have not yet taken the necessary action," the statement says, claiming that the three EU members "have not yet relocated a single person."

Firstly, major props to these countries for fighting back. Refusing to accept migrants is no simple task with the European Union hovering over your shoulder in unwanted tumorly fashion (see European Union Plans to Fine Countries... For Refusing Refugees).

While we may not agree with Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic's other policies, we appreciate them telling the EU to screw off. The Union needs a spanking. Not the naughty playful kind, either. The flaying of skin kind.

It gets even better. Czech out (sorry but not sorry enough) what the Prime Minister had to say about the whole ordeal...

Czech Prime Minister Bohuslav Sobotka slammed Brussels' decision and called its plan to deal with migrants "dysfunctional."

"The European Commission blindly insists on pushing ahead with dysfunctional quotas which decreased citizens' trust in EU abilities and pushed back working and conceptual solutions to the migration crisis," [said] Sobotka.

Yeah, this is why #Brexit happened. At this rate other nations are primed to grab British coat tails and flee the EU like a fat-pride feminist waddles from a health food store. Europe's limp-wristed attempt at globalism has resulted in great harm (read European Union Says "Europe NEEDS More Migrants."). These countries are punished for making decisions in favor of their own national security. Heathens!

Groups like the EU and UN are bastions of no thanks. Instances like this remind us why America telling the UN to shove it was a grand idea...

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