Woke feminists everywhere love to berate men about "Don't tell me what to do with my body." Then in the same breath, tell men to stop "manspreading." Which is feminist shriek speak for: "Men who sit with their legs out." The act has even been banned in Madrid. Steven accepted the challenge and asked real women to experience the everyday discomfort men do on public transit.

Kudos to these ladies for having such great attitudes. Take that to heart, gents. Feminists are not the majority of women. They're a tiny, shrill, annoying minority who do not speak for all women kind. Hence their militaristic bullying of any non-feminist lady.

Like women, men do not have control over their anatomy or their anatomy's physical location on their body. It's not the fault of men for having ball sacks and dinkles betwixt their legs. Any more than it's a woman's fault her body stages a monthly, bloody revolt against her for not putting a bun in the oven. If feminists demand all people everywhere accept menstruation, then feminists should also accept men have sensitive tallywhackers which long for a little wiggle room when they sit their fannies on a seat, bench, or gender-non-conforming chair.

So let's all just agree to keep our bodies in their comfortable forms, yeah?

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