Fathers are really bad at making jokes, pancakes that don't resemble crackers, and the perfect blanket tuck come bedtime. Mom's job. Yes, I support gender roles. Dads are, however, really good at being protectors, providers, and all around badass superhero action fighters (see [Video] Armed Robber Breaks Into Home. Dad Shoots the Crap Out of Him! and Desperate Father Uses a Gun in Hospital Standoff to Save his Son’s Life…).

The following three kids won't roll eyes at dad ever again after he kicked some serious bad guy buttocks:

A home invasion turned deadly in Fort Worth after police say a father was forced to shoot a man who broke through the front door of the family home.

[Investigators] say [a] family of five, the father, mother and 3 kids were inside the home for the evening when a man forced himself through the front door.

Police tell CBS 11 that the father grabbed a rifle and called 911.

While on the phone with 911, police say the intruder continued making threats on the family and trashing items inside the house, then we’re told he attempted to run toward one of the rooms.

At that point investigators tell CBS11 the father fired at the unidentified man killing him inside the home.

Police also say he suffered a stab wound from the intruder who was armed with a knife.

Sounds like a hair-raising situation. The intruder even got a quick jab with a sharp object before dad pulled the trigger. What would have happened if dad wasn't armed with a freedom dispenser? I hear death by stabbing is a harsh way to go. Luckily the Second Amendment saved the day once again. This man's children will have to listen to dad jokes for years to come. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from his nagging wife."

If leftists had their way, the dad of this story would've just dialed the police, waiting for their arrival. Think the story would've ended a bit differently? Yep.

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