I don't have to tell you how modern "comedy" is rife with left-wing suckage. Lefties are slowly draining the life out of joke-telling, like a bad case of the Super-AIDS. You might think I'm being paranoid but, by all means, don't take me at my word on it.

Jimmy Kimmel's wife and other female comedy writers will readily admit as much:

MOLLY McNEARNEY: I remember when Hillary was coming on a year ago, people were still making pantsuit jokes. I was like, “What the fuck are you doing? You’re minimizing this woman to her clothes?” We’d never talk about a man’s outfit. Everyone heard me and they did cut it, but there is learning to be had. These men don’t know, ya know? So it’s our responsibility to teach them. In the same way, I would hope that we’d all be open to learning about things that might offend straight white guys! [All laugh]

MELINDA TAUB, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee: Funny, I…don’t care about that?

PIA GLENN, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: I am totally fine offending them.

I see how it is. It's all good to make fun of the Donald's tangerine-hued visage. His "unique" coif. His minuscule hands. Since he's a honky with a peen who likes the ladies, all of these things are fair game.

Though, God forbid somebody make a wisecrack about Hillary taking her style cues from Doctor Evil. Doing that would make you a patriarchal asshat.

Funnily enough, these lady writers' new rules only seem to apply to leftist females. These "feminist" comedians seem to have no problem reducing Melania to her accent. Or Sarah Sanders to her extra poundage. Then again, conservative females aren't "real" women.

People often wonder exactly how political correctness is destroying comedy. Well, this is it. Political biases lead to these one-sided rules which leave certain topics off limits. Unless that topic to the immediate benefit of leftism (read Jimmy Kimmel Offends LGBT Community with Homophobic Sean Hannity Insult). Hypocrites.

While we're on the subject:

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