Apparently feminism has a new archenemy and it's not personal hygiene. A little surprising, yes. Recently they've leveled their sights on Mike Pence, calling him out for his alleged anti-womenness. Their reasoning? He poses quite the threat to women's free healthcare, because he's a fan of what those in scholarly circles call personal responsibility. Turns out feminists hate him for it. Almost as much as they hate unborn fetuses...

Amy Friedrich-Karnik, senior federal policy adviser at the Centre of Reproductive Rights, told The Independent that Mr Pence has "an awful record" regarding women's access to healthcare. "Pence and his government represent potentially the greatest threat to women's reproductive rights in a generation," she said.

What are Mike Pence's crimes against women? He believes babies shouldn't be killed in the womb. Yes, even the inconvenient ones. According to feminists, that makes him a monster of Tess Holliday proportions. Also, guilt by association. His cohorts are also found guilty by the legion of women's rights advocates...

Tom Price, the soon-to-be secretary of human health and services, opposes the Affordable Care Act and wants to retract the contraceptive coverage requirement.

The new Department of Labour Secretary, Andy Puzder, has history in the 1980s of defending anti-abortion protesters and pushing anti-abortion legislation.

These people are the biggest threat to women's reproductive rights in a generation. Not Islam's boys-only club of woman hating oppressors. Does Pakistan have reproductive rights for women? See RELIGION OF PEACE: Woman Killed for Refusing to Marry Cousin... and PAKISTAN: Man Pardons Himself for "Honor Killing" Daughter. No Punishment...

Methinks that's a negative.

Speaking of which, Islamic countries have sex slavery. Also, Muslim women are oft jailed for being raped. Sounds as though Islam poses quite a bit of danger to women and their reproductive rights. Seems like something that might be on feminism's radar. Alas, here we are... With feminists insisting Mike Pence and his baby-saving pals will be the detriment of all women.

In short? All of this comes down to bitter hogs upset over losing access to free birth control. For which they likely have little need. After all, abortion's biggest advocate - Lena Dunham - has never had an abortion herself. It's on her bucket list (see Monster of the Year: Lena Dunham Wishes She Had an Abortion). While ladies around the world suffer under real sexism, western "champions of women's rights" are clutching their pearls for fear of losing free birth control...

Feminists. They're irrelevant gas bags.

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