You knew this was going to happen. 2016 can only end with two people challenging each other to a duel. Swords or pistols? Slap-boxing or fisticuffs? Maybe two empty double-barrel shotguns (Biden's preferred self-defense weapon) swinging wildly. Frankly such a fight would be amazing. Truthfully.

Donald Trump counter-punched against Joe Biden on Tuesday – literally – saying he 'could really love' to accept the vice president's challenge to a fistfight.

Sorry to be that person, but a "literal" counter-punch would be an actual punch. With hands. Seriously, people. Words.

Biden on Friday slammed Trump's now infamous taped 2005 comments that famous men could mistreat women with impunity: 'When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p****. You can do anything.'

Asked if he wished he could debate Trump, a furious Biden replied that he wished he were in high school so 'I could take him behind the gym.'

Trump, 70, cast himself as the alpha male Tuesday night in Tallahassee, delivering the rhetorical equivalent of a 'Let's step outside' to the 73-year-old Biden.

You know, we actually uncovered footage of the last time Joe Biden got into a fight...

To be clear, Joe is on the bottom.

We also found what caused that fight:

Little girl's dad decided to teach Creepy Joe a lesson in ettiequte. Mainly how thou shalt not be a child-molesting douche by kissing a minor who clearly doesn't want to be kissed by a geriatric dingleberry.

Try scrubbing that gif from your mind. If you can't, feel free to challenge me to a duel. I'll let you choose the weapons.

We're all big fight fans here at LwC (see UFC Champion Holly Holm Supports… Trump? and ISIS Threatens UFC’s Tim Kennedy… He Responds Awesomely). So naturally we would love to see a version of Joe Biden vs. Donald Trump. Though let's be real, both should remain heavily clothed. No one needs, nor wants, to see Joe "The Crypt-Keeping Creeper" Biden and Donald "Frankly The Best, Truthfully" Trump strip down to their shorts for a little mano a mano scuffle. Talk about a mental trip. To the insane asylum.

What do you think Trump's boxing nickname would be? Biden's?

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