Dear God, thank You for the internet. Thank You for people who take the time to upload relevant content. Thank you for video of Obama from 8 years ago which prove he's nothing but a lying hypocritical jackass. Now if we can please not have another lying hypocritical  jackass as our next president, that would be great. Okay. Thanks, God. Amen.

This entire past week Obama has been on the war path for your guns. One of the points he's made, other than how much he hates guns, is that Congress keeps stopping him from ascending the throne and writing his own decrees on guns. That stubborn Congress has also denied him a scepter, just to screw with him. Bastards.

Well lo and behold, a video from 2008 so rich with irony, you will get gout.

I take the Constitution very seriously. George Bush is trying to bring more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all. And that's what I plan to reverse when I'm president.

Well most unfortunately I was drinking coffee when I saw that video. Most of it is splattered all over my computer screen. Hey Obama, my computer replacement invoice is in the mail. Pay that crap.

Are any of us actually surprised that a politician lied to get elected? Of course not. Are we surprised that a liberal politician decided to lob bombs at George W. Bush? Of course not. Do we expect this video to change the minds of gun-grabbing bastards who put a disturbing amount of faith into government?

Nevertheless, the video needs to be spread like herpes. Speaking of herpes, trigger warning to Hillary Clinton supporters: her husband Bill is a rapist, and Hillary tried to cover it up. Read Juanita Broadderick Takes to Twitter: "Bill Clinton Raped Me..." If you claim to support women and support Hillary, you're just as hypocritical as Obama is. Not that you care, because you're a disingenuous turd nugget.

Let's pretend though that an intellectually honest journalist (LOL), played this video back for Obama at his next gun-grabbing, Executive Decrees Orders event. Put me down for tickets on that one. Or, better idea, conduct a raffle. Let the winner present the video to Obama. Now I'm thinking.

Speaking of how Obama lies and people without guns to defend themselves die...