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Merry Christmas, kids. Now here's an assignment to research on what state it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife's breasts, and where you can have oral sex without fear of incarceration. Also, butt stuff, and something about banging farm animals over forty pounds. Welcome to Forest Hills High. Yes, in New York City. What gave it away?

Independent media outlet Libs of TikTok got the scoop on the assignment and insight into what NYC schools are teaching your children. The school did not respond to LOTT's request for comment, though they did block the media outlet on X and locked down their account for everyone else.

The assignment is for students to consider what are some strange and unusual laws in the United States. Not a bad assignment. If there is one thing the United States is not lacking, it's strange and unusual laws. The teacher even gave students examples of real laws and laws the teacher made up to determine which are true and which are false.

The teacher COULD have given examples like laws that protect the right of residents to access sunlight, play Bingo while intoxicated, or hunt in a cemetery. Instead, and because this is a blue-state school under the control of the Marxist teachers union whose goal is to indoctrinate your children when you aren't looking, ALL of the examples involved explicit sex.

• While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position with the shades pulled.
• You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
• It is illegal to whisper dirty things in your lover's ear.
• And all the places where oral and/or anal sex may or may not be legal.

Conservatives get labeled various kinds of -phobes when we point out the Left's obsession with sexualizing children. As if it's our fault people on the rainbow spectrum and allies have decided they can't teach kids to be tolerant of some boys liking boys and some girls liking girls without also teaching them about vagina slime, the proper techniques of giving a "handy," and graphic play-by-play of two dudes f*cking.

But it's also high school girls being given assignments to declare their preference for anal vs oral sex. And It's asking kindergarten students -- that means five years old -- to draw where the safest place in their house is to masturbate.

There are grown adults who create these assignments for your kids. There are grown adults who choose these assignments to give to your kids. And there are grown adults who pull strings to make sure they all have the power and freedom to do so.

They need to all be banned from being within 50 yards of a playground.

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