We've been keeping you up to date on what's going on in France - all the political correctness, migrants, beheadings, and other terrorist shenanigans. The verdict? Still crappy. Consider elsewhere for your honeymoon. Somewhere safer, less edgy. Perhaps a nosediving airplane. Its wings on fire. Heading toward an active volcano. Just a suggestion.

That being said, France is starting to take some action against radical Islamic culture. After closing down a few terrorism-breeding mosques, French officials have set their sights on terrorism-feeding supermarkets.

A halal supermarket in Paris has been ordered by local authorities to sell pork and alcohol or face closure. The Good Price mini-market in Colombes has not followed the conditions of its lease, which states the shop must act as a "general food store," the local authority has said.

"The mayor of Colombes, Nicole Goueta, went there herself and asked the owner to diversify the range of products by adding alcohol and non-halal meats," the mayor's chief of staff, Jerome Besnard, told The Telegraph. "We want a social mix," Mr Besnard added. "We don't want any area that is only Muslim or any area where there are no Muslims."

Yes, we're talking about mere supermarkets here, sure. We get that. Also understand this is France, where different rules apply. Do not take American ideals of "This store should be allowed to sell whatever the heck they want" to France. The rule for this store was, if you want to be a grocer, you have to provide basic groceries. Including the cloven-toed swine. With complimentary wine. If the Halal store didn't want to provide those things (being Muslim and all), then they shouldn't be a grocer. You still with me?

Good. Now let's move onto our next point: France is stepping up against Islamic culture. A culture that gives Muslims the A-OK to rape, pillage, and murder infidels. Not a problem if you're not an infidel. Of course, "infidel" refers to every non-Muslim in France, so...

Remember, if you draw Muhammad, you're liable to lose your cranium. What France just did was flip a finely-polished middle finger to these same people. Sell pork. Sell wine. We don't care what your religion is here, you opted to be a grocer. Now be one and follow the rules. Just. Like. Everyone. Else.

So yes, it's just a grocery store. But we're not dealing with simple grocers here. No that's not racist. Islam isn't a race. The more you say it is, the more retarded you sound. Stop it. We're dealing with a culture who will kill you for tiny, minuscule, perceived transgressions. Okay? Okay.

France's actions are little, but they affect the entire nation in a positive way. Baby steps. It's relieving to see the French still have a little fight left in their bones. For a second there it seemed as if the opposite were true. You know, while all their people were being blown up and trucked to death and whatnot.

Good on you, France. French culture is something worth preserving. Cling onto your snobbish cinema and oily baguettes. It's about time.

In America, different rules seem to apply to Islam. For instance, the LGBTQAAIP (silent F) are not protesting the Muslim bakeries for refusing the gay cakes. So, who wants to explain that one?

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