I would never imply random whackdaoodles on TikTok are why a giant red supernova is expected to hit next Tuesday. There are plenty of inflation-deniers and crime-deniers responsible for that. Though, if you were borderline, I could see someone wanting you to respect their frog/frogself pronouns pushing you over the edge.

We've introduced you to Kermitt before. For one dude, frog was all he could stands and he can't stands no more. This is his story.

We feel you, bro. The world under Joe Biden's leadership has gone mental.

I'm accepting, tolerant, inclusive. Whatever gender you want to identify as: binary, non-binary. But I'm not calling to call people frogs. We draw the line at amphibians. You can't identify as a frog, because... you're not a frog.

We've all had our red-pilling moment. For some of us, it was watching Ronald Reagan win forty-nine our of fifty states. For others, it was having their children locked out of schools and looking to Ron DeSantis to have parents' backs. And for others, it's the pronoun insanity that, if you were to ask Joe Biden about this, he would support frog and frogself. It wouldn't even be the most ridiculous thing he did.

Welcome to the team, brother. We have punch and pie.

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