The "gender pay gap." This has been a big faux-feminist faux issue lately (see ‘Feminist Boyfriend’ is Boycotting Work until ‘Wage Gap’ is Closed! and What Wage Gap? Everything Wrong With HuffPo’s Feminist Video Starring Kristen Bell…). Yes, I realize "faux" is written twice. It's okay, because it's French. Oui oui. As important an issue this "gender pay gap" is among the leftist dunderbrains, you would think Hillary Clinton's flying monkey-ettes would get equal pay for equal work.

You would think, but then you'd remember Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite. Whose noxious flatulence sets off glass-breaking explosions, what with the combustibility of her posterior.

She's a liar liar, pants on fire.

Not only is their a YUGE gender pay gap at the Clinton Foundation, but her campaign KNEW how bad it was...

3 out of the 11 highest paid employees of the Foundation are women.

Avg salary of the highest paid men is $294,157.50, while the avg salary of the highest paid women is $181,576.66 ($112K difference)

Median salary of the highest paid men is $346,106, while the median salary of the highest paid women is $185,386 ($190K difference)

First, I thought this was a "charity." Does EVERYONE there make at least six figures not to sell access to the former Secretary of State? Lord in Cheater Heaven. This is how I imagine everyone working for the Hillster looks:

Second, don't get it twisted...the "equal pay" thing is a myth, as debunked below. All the gender pay gap is is the average women's salary and the average men's salary, with some extra math. It doesn't take into account job title, hours worked, experience, or whether or not you're willing to iron pleats in a pantsuit. Remove "mysterious" stains from Bill's coat collars. Or if you're up to cheating to win an election via unapologetic voter fraud. Covering up rapes.

Devil's in the details.

But live by leftist identity politics, die by leftist identity politics, as my granny used to say. Leftists can't have it both ways. Either there is a gender pay gap (and they're screwing their double X chromosome employees) or it doesn't exist, in which case this is not the email server you're looking for, move along. Too bad feminists made the gender-pay gap their tampon laden hill to die upon. Maybe it was the toxic shock syndrome.

Leftists being hypocritical turds is why it's fun to throw rocks at the falling glass house. Or is that a glass ceiling? Why is everything made of glass? Seems like it be a nightmare to keep clean.

Watch Steven Crowder thoroughly debunk the gender pay gap. While mocking idiot actresses.

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