We always like it when KISS gets involved with politics (see ‘KISS’ Gene Simmons Unabashedly: “Time to Profile Everyone! Profile Me!” and KISS Absolutely Destroys Colin Kaepernick in the Most KISS Way Possible). So when frontman and all around rock god Gene Simmons bashes celebrities and uses the phrase "pie hole," we're happy to share it with the Crowderheads. The downside is the sudden hankering for pie.

Echoing Mark Wahlberg's recent comments about clueless celebrities fart cakes, Simmons had this to say...

“I think celebrities should basically shut their pie holes and do what they do best—act, sing, tap dance...all that kind of stuff. President-elect Trump is the president. You can like it, you can not like it. He’s the new president, that’s the end of the story.”

I think it calls for this...

It's not like we didn't try to warn these dim-bulbed word-mumblers. We said that the more obnoxious celebrities got about politics, the more people would support Trump... if for no other reason out of spite. Which of course they did. So it turns out those "Get out the vote because you're a racist Nazi if you vote Trump" ala Joss Whedon's celebrity filled tripe, kinda backfired. A double-whammy for us, as we got to staple our gut torn stomaches from laughing at both the pathetic videos and their ugly cry faces post election.

Double edged silver lining, folks. Have some pie.

Moral of the story? Celebrities should stick to what they know. For actors that means being pretty while standing in front of a camera saying words someone else wrote. For singers, that means standing on stage singing words into a mic, which you may or may not have written. Whether you be pretty or the inbred second cousin of a newt. Even Simmons makes THAT point. Like "Why you having me on, dude? I'm just a musician." Point well made, bro. Made better because he wears shades indoors. Like a boss.

Case in point? A bubble coifed buttcicle trying to sound smart about the electoral college. Ten points for effort, Adam...

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