Hold onto your pearls. Because if Trump's recent comments on North Korea gave you the shivers and had you worrying about World War Three, I've got news for you. Secretary of Defense "Mad Dog" Mattis, makes Trump sound like a meely mouthed freshman at Evergreen College.

And this was an official statement. Text below, for your reading enjoyment.

The United States and our allies have the demonstrated capabilities and unquestionable commitment to defend ourselves from an attack. Kim Jong Un should take heed of the United Nations Security Council’s unified voice, and statements from governments the world over, who agree the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] poses a threat to global security and stability. The DPRK must choose to stop isolating itself and stand down its pursuit of nuclear weapons. The DPRK should cease any consideration of actions that would lead to the end of its regime and the destruction of its people.

...the end of its regime and the destruction of its people.

I mean this gif with every pun intended.

Mike Pence isn't the only one there with testicular fortitude (see Mike Pence Issues Chilling Warning to North Korea: Don’t Test Us… and BADASS: Mike Pence Fearlessly Stares Down North Korean Military).

Mad Dog Mattis isn't mincing words. He's not pussy-footing around. He doesn't care if your pearls are scattered across your precious floor like schoolyard marbles. He works for America, damnit. He loves his country, and he'll protect it with the might of the American Military. He cries no tears over the thought of destroying a regime or communist country which dares threaten his homeland.

THIS IS AMERICA, BITCHES! SLOW YOUR ROLL, LITTLE KIM.

Ahem. Now here's a video you should totes watch. Unless you want to read that statement again. I just might...

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