Mark Rober=hero. This is nerd engineering done right. Should the Justice League ever reassemble after Joss Whedon shat all over the movie, I suggest they enlist this guy. Tired of having his packages stolen, Mark Rober designed a brilliant glitter bomb to not only take revenge on scallywag dragoons kiping his stuff, but to film the mayhem.

What does this video have to do with politics, Trump, the Wall, state of our cultural rot? Nothing. This video has nothing to do with all the policial and cultural crap of our time. That's why I brought it to you fine people. Merry Christmas, babes.

At some point in all our lives, we've been maligned. Some poo-sniffing crime troll, or just an ass, has wronged us. We've all wanted to take sweet revenge on whoever screwed us. All you people saying you just turn the other cheek and pray for them are lying. You may forgive people, but you may also, even if it's a tiny part of you, wish to see Karma deliver powerful kicks to the groin. Related KARMA: Crazed Leftist Harasses Trump Supporter. Gets Kicked Off Plane!

Mark Rober employed his God-given genius and, like Jesus, multiplied that genius, like loaves and fishes, for us to all enjoy. No, I'm not suggesting Mark Rober is God. I am saying he's a god of trollmastery to infinity and beyond. Related TROLLMASTER: London Man Makes His Fake Restaurant #1 Restaurant in London.

Mark, I raise a glass to you. Godspeed and may the glitter always blow up in someone else's shocked face.

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