Europe is a silly place full of silly people, where they don't have things like First OR Second Amendment. And I know what some of you are thinking. "Hey, Brodigan, how do they defend themselves if they don't have a right to bear arms? Knives."

You'd think so, but no. The bad guys have knives since guns are banned, but it is frowned upon for law-abiding citizens to have an everyday carry. Unless, of course, that everyday carry is a towel, as illustrated in this video.

What f*ck is this? Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

The standard viral video rules apply. There is a ton of context missing from a ten-second video. It appears to be from 2024 (the lads at Not The Bee went through the trouble of pressing the Google Translate button), where a doctor with a martial arts background taught hospital workers... I guess we're calling this "self-defense." The hospital climate has grown hostile. Patients, it would appear, grow hostile thanks to Europe's "superior" socialized medicine, causing insane weight times in the emergency room. Go fire.

The reason for the video going viral again yesterday is thanks to Margaret from CBS News claiming that Germany's not having a First Amendment is why the Holocaust started... as German police arrest people since Germany doesn't have a First Amendment. Since the First and Second Amendments hang in hand, a correlation is being drawn.

What's both disturbing and ironic is that in America, we mock people who call for gun control by saying that they'll be calling for common-sense knife control next. THAT'S WHAT EUROPE DID! Check out the UK:

Cookie Monster is the Spokesman for Knife Control in England

Knife Control: UK Judge Proposes Ban on Pointed Knives

UK Installs Knife Surrender Bin to Curb Knife Crime. Criminals Stole All the Knives.

To recap: Europe is a silly place full of silly people. America is far superior because we have a Bill of Rights, where the Second Amendment comes after the First Amendment, just in case.

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