Germany has a big problem with rape. Not to be confused with feminist fake rape. In 2016, during a New Year's Eve party in Cologne, over a THOUSAND women were assaulted by migrant men. Fast forward and Germany is filled with even more migrant shart gaskets. None of them appear to have changed their ways, either. So guess what they'll be up to this weekend? Keeping in tradition with last year's antics with lots of nonconsensual touchies.

At least, that's what German officials are expecting. But fret not, they've come up with a "solution..."

Organisers of Berlin's New Year's Eve celebrations are to set up a "safe zone" for women for the first time. The new security measures planned for the Brandenburg Gate party come amid concerns about sexual assaults.

A large number of assaults and robberies targeting women at Cologne's New Year's Eve celebrations two years ago horrified Germany. Hundreds of women reported being attacked by gangs of men with migrant backgrounds.

Women who have been assaulted or feel harassed will be able to get support at a special "safety zone", staffed by the German Red Cross, on Ebertstrasse. The city's police have also issued advice to women, encouraging them to seek help if they feel threatened and to carry a small bag with no valuables.

Cologne officials set up a "security point", staffed by social workers and psychologists, at the city's 2016 carnival following the New Year's Eve attacks.

So... nothing to actually stop the rape from happening. Just padded rooms for victims to sit in afterwards. That'll help. Nice one, Germany!

Germany likes to slap bandaids on massive issues and hope for the best. Hence, they keep accepting boatloads of migrants, despite migrant crime skyrocketing. The next bit of priceless advice they'll give women: "wanna avoid rape? Don't go outside." Wait, too late (see Swedish Women Told to ‘Stay Indoors’ to Avoid Being Raped…).

At this point it's clear self defense is a foreign concept to Europe. See also AUSTRIA: Police Fight New Year's Migrant Sex Attacks. With 'Rape Alarms' and To Ward Off Migrant Rape, Swedish Police Hand Out... Bracelets?!

Maybe these folks know something we don't. Maybe migrant rape won't be a thing in 2018. Or maybe Germany will put themselves out of their misery and decide their country won't even be a thing in 2018.

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